Awkard Turtle

What is Awkard Turtle?


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Awkard turtle is when your talking to someone and some very odd happens like if you asked someone out and theres a awkard pause thats it!!

You: Hay <insert his or her name>

Person:hows it going good looking

You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?

Long Pause

You: O shit awkard turtle

See turtle, wierd, pause, animal


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