Awktopus

What is Awktopus?

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?

Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

See awkward, awktastic, octopus, tentacles, jesus

Disarming Arctica

1. Best fucking band on the planet, music is the shit, members are hot as fuck, they need to play in Montreal. “ Who are Disarming Arctica..

Agnesss

1. frail bad rapper terrible at tetris Person 1: yo agnesss is sum shitty butt. Person 2: Right On! See agnes, agness, terrible, rappe..

Zombue

1. A zombie carrying materials for fondue. We didn't need to bring a birthday cake - we invited a zombue. See zombie, fondue, desser..

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