Awktopus

What is Awktopus?

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?

Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

See awkward, awktastic, octopus, tentacles, jesus

H2d

1. Hot to Death "Hey do you see that girl?" "Yeah, she's fine." "No doubt. HOT TO DEATH!" See chef ..

1 Down

1. when 1 drunk or faded person goes down I called it 1 down. See one, down, 1 down, one down, drunk, faded..

National Fu Man Chu Week

1. The fist full week of May every year when you let your freak flag fly and neglect shaving in preparation for the week of the FU! Garret..

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