Awktopus

What is Awktopus?

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?

Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

See awkward, awktastic, octopus, tentacles, jesus

W00r

1. A typo for w00t w00r w00r! w00t w00t! (the r and t are right next to each other) 2. A replacement for any word in the english langu..

Extreme Ping Pong

1. A game almost identical to Ping Pong, except when a player wins a point they are allowed to hit the ball as hard as possible at the oppo..

Ziga-zigah

1. Verb: To wank. Noun: A wank. Both uses are a slightly more pleasent version of the word. Which can be used in polite converstation wit..

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