Awktopus

What is Awktopus?

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?

Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

See awkward, awktastic, octopus, tentacles, jesus

Frephew

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Fuck Long Island!

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Martianian

1. another word for martian I am a martian, and these creatures are my fellow martianians. See martian, alien, mars, universe, creature..

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