Awktopus

What is Awktopus?

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?

Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

See awkward, awktastic, octopus, tentacles, jesus

Idfa

1. An acronym for "I Don't Fuck Around" Person A: hey, wanna go fuck around? Person B: nah.. idfa Person A: oh, my bad..

Triphling

1. Something that smells bad, or is unsightly. "Brandt's room is triphling, he hasen't cleaned it in a week." See sme..

Gubbie

1. 1.To think a word is that word but it really isnt. 2.To mispell a word. 1. UH OH!! I just did a gubbie! See James..

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