What is Awktopus?
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Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.
"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"
Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?
Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!
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the hugeness of the donkey
I'm going to put the imacculant donkey on em.
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1: What guys say when they want nothing to do with you.
2: What lonely guys say to get girls phone numbers.
For def. 1: 90% of the ma..
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Those with genital herpes. This is a reference to the fact that 1 in 4 people has genital herpes.
Joe: I went on a date with Karyn las..
