Awktopus

What is Awktopus?

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?

Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

See awkward, awktastic, octopus, tentacles, jesus

Eye Sex

1. The act of two people staring at each other in such a lustful way they might as well be doing it. "You so had eye sex with him!&qu..

Ziplock Bag

1. A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia. Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag. See bust..

W1ck3d_c10wn

1. Some newb on irc that makes up words 1513.48 w1ck3d_c10wn: bluenomad is grym 1514.03 bluenomad: grym? 1514.25 w1ck3..

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