Awktopus

What is Awktopus?


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Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?

Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

See awkward, awktastic, octopus, tentacles, jesus


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