Awktopus

What is Awktopus?

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?

Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

See awkward, awktastic, octopus, tentacles, jesus

Exshloopé

1. A completely useless word having basically no meaning. Sometimes used in replacement of profanity. Why the exshloopé did you do that? ..

Bee's Ball's

1. One step up from bee's knee's: the very best. That shirt is the bee's ball's. See best, greatest, awesome, sweet..

Outie Vagina

1. Rooster head looking excess skin, protuding from the lips of the vagina. "Hey Biggo did you see that rooster (outie vagina)?"..

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