Awkward

What is Awkward?


1.

Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a gesture where the lower arm is thrust out parallel to the ground with the hand open and fingers together with thumb on top.

(long pause) ...awkward...

See Otis

2.

1. Ungraceful; ungainly.

2. Clumsily or unskillfully performed.

3. Marked by or causing embarrassment or discomfort.

As Josh awkwardly walked to the bathroom he tripped over a book and two different TV cables, then stepped on a bag of chips and someone's hand. In the bathroom he tripped over the edge of a tile, fell headfirst into the toilet, and drowned.

See me

3.

a word used by prude or unattractive girls in situation in which they feel weirded out by the presence of a confident young guy trying to make conversation

Yeaa so this guy asked me for my number at the beach yesterday and it was like so awkward

See prude, unattractive, immature, weirded out, pimp nasty

4.

passing a homeless person on your way to a coin star machine.

the most awkward thing that could happen is passing a homeless person carrying a jar full of change.

See akward, coins, change, coin star, homeless

5.

Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a virety of gestures: 1. Pulling the collar with one finger (this represents the sweat collecting under the collar from the AWKWARD situation) 2. Arms form a triangle over the head (such as the A in YMCA) 3. One finger pointing at the back of the other hands wrist 4. Pointing at the back of the neck

John: I was snowboarding the other day and I hit this killer jump. When I landed I ripped my pants and my two inch dick was covered in snow!!!

Everyone else: ...Awkward...

6.

Adjective; may be shortened to awk and said in quick succession to end a bad situation and to let the parties involved know you don't want to be there

1 - used to describe situations in which a person or persons are aloof, confused, or have been caused discomfort.

2 - most commonly used to describe events/persons that cause a general malaise of uncomfortableness.

1 - When all the guys realized they had made out with the same girl that night it became real awkward. It was pretty awkward when she mentioned she had slept with her boyfriend's best friend.

2 - I hate that kid he is so awkward whenever he is around people, it is like he was raised by mentally challenged cave people. I am so awkward around her because I can never tell if she knows I slept with her best friend.

See awkward, uncomfortable, akward, awk

7.

Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a gesture where the lower arm is thrust out perpendicular to the ground with the hand open and fingers together with thumb on top.

(Had to correct Otis's because it is PERPENDICULAR not parallel!)

(long pause)...awkward...


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