Awkward Balloon Edit Meaning

1.

n. Playing off of the awkward turtle jokes, the awkward balloon is when you use your hands to blow up and tie an imaginary balloon. Then you walk backwards randomly thus creating the name "awkward balloon."

Example 1:

John: Hey Jordan, where do you want to hang out tonight?

Jordan: Let's go to the pants store.

Jimmy: Hey guys, where are you leet haxors going tonight?

*John peforms Awkward Balloon*

See awkward, awkward turtle, accordian

2.

an awkward ballon is much like the awkward turtle in that it is used during times of awkward silence, awkward conversation, etc. To perform the awkward balloon one must hold their arm out at a 90 degree angle from their body with the hand in the shape of a fist. While slowly release your fist you must look slowly from your fist up to the sky as if to say, "bye, bye balloon."

"Wow, you sure are an awkward balloon"

"Bye, bye awkward balloon!"

See awkward, awkward turtle, awkward silence, awk, lame