What is Awkward Beached Whale?
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N. In the same category as the awkward turtle, awkward flag, and awkward moose, the awkward beached whale is the act of placing one's palms face-down on-top-of each other, such that the thumbs stick out to either side. The individual then proceeds to alternately wiggle the thumbs. For maximum awkwardness, proceed to make sounds similar to that of the blue whale.
V. To do as described above.
Person 1: "Wow, I feel awkward."
Multiple People: "Hmm, not us. I guess it's just you."
Person 1: *Does awkward beached whale hand motions*
"Whooo...oahhhh....wahooah"
*Feels exceedingly less awkward*
Multiple People: "Wow, we feel awkward now."
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