Awkward Beaver

What is Awkward Beaver?


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When you're in an awkward moment, place 2 fingers over your front two teeth in beaver like fashion. You have averted another awkward situation by creating the AWKWARD BEAVER!

Cousin of the awkward turtle

4 coworkers in kitchen at work:

co-worker 1: What are you putting in those eggs?

co-worker 2: a little salt, a little pepper, maybe some garlic powder.

co-worker 3: In America do people call female genitalia a beaver?

co-workers 1 and 2: **AWKWARD Beaver** um.. maybe I guess

co-worker 4 (CEO): (leaves)

See awkward turtle, awkward indian, awkward


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