Awkward Beaver

What is Awkward Beaver?


1.

When you're in an awkward moment, place 2 fingers over your front two teeth in beaver like fashion. You have averted another awkward situation by creating the AWKWARD BEAVER!

Cousin of the awkward turtle

4 coworkers in kitchen at work:

co-worker 1: What are you putting in those eggs?

co-worker 2: a little salt, a little pepper, maybe some garlic powder.

co-worker 3: In America do people call female genitalia a beaver?

co-workers 1 and 2: **AWKWARD Beaver** um.. maybe I guess

co-worker 4 (CEO): (leaves)

See awkward turtle, awkward indian, awkward


66

Random Words:

1. the act or feeling of unconciousness. a) larry got knocked the fuck out, he was actively engaged in unconciousnessism. b) i ran into a..
1. An old or unattractive woman. Opposite of moisty. Dude #1 "That yeastie just tried to pick you up." Dude #2 "I know, I ..
1. Verb. The act of inserting a balloon animal inside the anus of someone of the same sex as you while at the same time inserting your red ..