What is Awkward Branch?
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A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.
nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"
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A sex lotion you rub into someones skin that you can lick afterwards for it comes in different flavors
Angie used body butter on Tonie ..
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When someone takes a dump in a dugout on a baseball diamond.
Person 1: What the hell is that sitting on the dugout?
Person 2: Oh shit..
employees of In-N-Out Burger will take your special order without question, if you use the right terminology. The printed receipt will have ..
