What is Awkward Branch?
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A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.
nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"
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It's a put down, like when you punked like Vanilla Ice.
"you just got vanilla iced"
See dissed, punked, put down, insul..
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quick fast
joel got me the coast guard on speed dial
See kerpal..
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A conversation that contains solely emoticons.
Person A: :)
Person B: :P
Person A: :D
Person B: :D
Person A: Did we just have an em..
