What is Awkward Branch?
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A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.
nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"
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1.italian derived word meaning cheap or stingy with money
2. slang term for homosexuals mainly towards the type of boots they wear
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A morbid fear of rice pudding; causes the victim to flee when confronted with rice pudding or anything resembling it. Similar to custod..
