What is Awkward Branch?
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A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.
nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"
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a stupid or obnoxious person(also a term of adress)
I refuse to be friends with a horse's ass like that.
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The President of the..
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a marine who does as told reguardless of his personal convictions
my neighbor was a semper fyter during the bush administration
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The fear of dawn. This can be avioded providing the sufferer is asleep at dawn.
Great excuse to sleep in...
