Awkward Branch

What is Awkward Branch?


1.

A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.

nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"

kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"

See bulemia, anerexia, toothpick, turtle, Kellee


89

Random Words:

1. refering to something awsome; a very cool action "Dude that was freakin' kilish" See Seb..
1. Exclamatory statement expressing awe, amazement or arousal preferably to a female's buttocks. Pronunciation: Shblabam→ (sh-blah-bá..
1. To fart in one place and then string along a trail of funk into another. Dude! Next time sling that thing off outside. Don’t click and..