What is Awkward Branch?
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A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.
nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"
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A caustic harpy who presents with a companionable persona.
Ann Coulter is a piss bubble.
See termagant
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the spontaneous and delete..
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a stupid person, a moron.
Doug is such a downwinder, he didn't even have the sense to make sure he had money before going on vacat..
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cock blocker.... smart as hell...thinks abstinence is the answer.
That teenager down the street looks like he would be a Robby Worthing..
