Awkward Branch

What is Awkward Branch?


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A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.

nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"

kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"

See bulemia, anerexia, toothpick, turtle, Kellee


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