Awkward Breakfast

What is Awkward Breakfast?

The awkward moment when you wake up after having slept with someone you probably shouldn't have.

Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.

Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?

Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!

Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?

Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O

See sex, forbidden, scandal

Lobed

1. The constant flicking and rubbing of the ear. A casual lobe psses off the normal pedestrian. Helt: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Spag wanna get lobed..

Panooch

1. 1.N: a pussy, vagina, cunt 2.N: a person who is a pussy; someone scared or overly prudent 1.She had a tight panooch. 2.Stop being suc..

Habnoxious

1. A hairy, obnoxious woman. Damn, that bitch was habnoxious See obnoxious, hairy, bitch, attention whore, annoying..

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