Awkward Breakfast

What is Awkward Breakfast?

The awkward moment when you wake up after having slept with someone you probably shouldn't have.

Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.

Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?

Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!

Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?

Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O

See sex, forbidden, scandal

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Egg Fart

1. A ranksmelly fart that makes it smell like a few month old eggs have fallen out of your arse. I was in an elevator that other day, and ..

Emmense

1. Even more massive than immense. Can be self-superlativised by pre-pending the letter E. oh my god bry, that party wasn't even emm..

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