What is Awkward Breakfast?
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The awkward moment when you wake up after having slept with someone you probably shouldn't have.
Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.
Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?
Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!
Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?
Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O
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Describes something that some people may love to eat, even though its completely full of fat.
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When two girls are scissoring and you piss and and ejaculate all over them
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