Awkward Breakfast

What is Awkward Breakfast?

The awkward moment when you wake up after having slept with someone you probably shouldn't have.

Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.

Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?

Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!

Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?

Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O

See sex, forbidden, scandal

Foltz

1. alllll things cool rolled into one big blob of coolness the hot gurl is a foltz See smartypants 2. 1. Often a last name. 2. The Ger..

Nutlick

1. Sort of like a saltlick except....you know....nutty Dude...you're such a nutlick! 2. someone who licks salty nuts dude...i woul..

Offput

1. As in I did not expect to "feel" that way. I was offput by the way she said that or I was offput by what she said. See ronin..

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