Awkward Central

What is Awkward Central?

An imaginary location in which two persons are locked in eternal awkwardness. Often found in failing relationships.

"Bert, I love you."

"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."

"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."

See awkward, central, comfort, awkwerd

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