Awkward Dream

What is Awkward Dream?


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A dream involving sex with a person you would not normally have sex with. Often someone you have never talked to or had any relations with. Usually produces the result of not being able to make eye contact with this person on the following day.

Girl #1: OMG! I had such a ridiculous awkward dream last night!

Girl #2: Oooh who was it about?

Girl #1: Basically the last person I would ever get with...ever.

Girl #2: Um..Danny?

Girl #1: How the fuck did you guess? His penis was HUGE!

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