Awkward Egyptian

What is Awkward Egyptian?


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Just a smidgeon below the Awkward Woolly Mammoth, the Awkward Egyptian consists of this: hands together above one's head with elbows slightly bent, a consistent head bobbing motion, and the singing of The Bangles classic "Walk Like An Egyptian" as one slowly backs away from the awkward situation.

*John stares deeply into a book.* "Dude, where's Waldo?!*

Waldo: "I'm right here..."

John: *Awkward Egyptian*

See waldo, nopants


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