What is Awkward Flaming Turtle?
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Back in 2007, a friend built a gigantic sand turtle on the beach for a guys birthday, later in the night they put a fire in the middle of it making it flaming, there was also a Turtle stuffed animal at the event and people did stuff to it and told the people that were late and didn't know what was wrong with it to pick it up.
That was the best Awkward Flaming Turtle i have ever seen
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Noun: A bitchy old woman.
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A woman who enjoys giving oral sex so much that it seems she is camped on her man's lap.
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to have anal sex using icy hot as lube
that girl cryed after a mexican cocktail
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