Awkward Flylence

What is Awkward Flylence?


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The awkward silence that results when someone informs you that your zipper, or fly is open. The person with the unzipped pants zipper is likley to draw a blank when thinking about how to reply to such an embarrassing observation.

*Brian, Pete, and Pete's crush are at party, having a three way conversation*

Brian: "Hey Pete, XYZ! (examine your zipper)

*Long Awkward Flylence*

Pete: "Ooops (Looks away) Shit happens!"

See awk, awkward, fly, len


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