What is Awkward Is Awesome?
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A place nobody visits but the two golddigging conformist attention-whores who created it. Both of whom are journalists living in NYC who realize the magazine industry was dying, and had to figure out a way to gain attention in concurrence to their dating/fucking men from rich Long Island families. They attempt humor and self-mockery, which fail miserably as their jokes are merely dry quotes stolen off Google and from Sex and the City episodes. Sometimes they change tone and topics suddenly to discussions about deep female relationship and personal issues, which usually involve their self-inflicted relationship problems. All of this is boring, none of this is funny and only entertaining to themselves.
After seeing AWKWARD Is Awesome, I wish I could throw it in the trash like magazines.
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Subtract everything good about women's magazines, and you have this travesty of women's journalism. The Half-Japanese author's bad poems are almost as bad as her acne. The Brutish Lesbian-looking Philadelphian has to be a tranny or something. The design is awful, and despite people's opposition to Sarah Palin's politics, the unfair personal attacks against her are purely done in envy of her accomplishments. New York elitists like them really show their "awful" side. Awkward would be indeed awesome, if "awesome" wasn't so "awful" in this context.
Look at those two skanks who read their own writing at AWKWARD Is Awesome and laugh loud enough to try and have other people join in. It's shilling at the highest order.
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A gathering place for self-parodies of the modern American slut where two women chat about having men autograph their tampons before use. What’s amusing about it are the two skanks who run the place aren’t in on the joke: themselves. Oddly, both women look like men. There’s the blonde with the butch haircut and her 420’d up turkey vulture-faced sidekick and dildo-buddy (whose estrogen-saturated boyfriend can’t stop downing jars of microwaved yogurt and listening to Pink Martini’s Sympathique). They reminisce about the good ol’ days when they thought the guys on Dream Phone really existed and when their boobs starting growing (though only one of them grew boobs).
AWKWARD Is Awesome wanted me to sign their tampons and I wrote "fuck you" on it instead, and I guess it makes even more sense that way.
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Definition 1: Two trannys.
Definition 2: One website.
Definition 3: Zero visitors.
If AWKWARD Is Awesome was a tree falling in the woods, would it make a sound?
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Women who openly endorsed others to commit violent hate crimes against men in overreaction to an isolated tragedy at a Pennsylvania LA Fitness in August 2009.
"I’d like to see a woman kill a random man because the male race rejected her" is a hateful and extremely sexist statement made by AWKWARD Is Awesome.
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