Awkward Man Hug

What is Awkward Man Hug?


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A very awkward way a male embraces another male. The hug giver reaches around the hug receiver, hold them tightly with both arms, places his face over the receiver's shoulder and breaths heavily onto their neck or ear. Usually cause the receiver to violently push or shove away his assailant while cursing or calling the attacker any form of homosexual adjectives.

Motives of the attacker, or awkward hug giver range from just messing with his friends or actually initiating contact to vent pent up homosexuality because he is still in the closet. Both cases are easily identified, the first is characterized by laughter and little awkwardness after interaction. The other is more awkward than normal awkward hugs and the giver could not want to let go or be unable to laugh his actions off.

AcronymsA.M.H.

"GET OFF ME, HOMO!"-Receiving Guy

"Whats going on?"-Bystanding Guy

"Cory just gave me an awkward man hug."-Receiving Guy

"Cory?! Is this true?"-Bystanding Guy

"I'm gay."-Cory

See hugs, man hug, gay


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