Awkward Menagerie

What is Awkward Menagerie?

When an ecspecially awkward moment occurs one could then express their extreme discomfort by going through the entire awkward collection of animals.

Sam: So how's your mom??

Tom: Ummm, dude, she died 4 months ago...

Sam: Oh, uhhh Awkward Menagerie

(then Sam preforms the following)

Awkward Turtle

Awkward Fish

Awkward Goose

Awkward Moose

Awkward Turkey

Awkward Crab

Awkward Human

(and any other awkward things one may come up with)

See awkward turtle

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