Awkward Moment

What is Awkward Moment?


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Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.

A: So, what time is it?

Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-

A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.

Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.

A: ...That was...awkward.

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