What is Awkward Monkey Fist?
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When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"
So I was hanging out the other day, and my best friend awkward monkey fisted me. . .
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Untimely death brought on by the antagonisation of wildlife.
Austin Stevens is likely to suffer from Irwinification in the near future...
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Wack Ass Gay God of Testicles
Someone that is extremely homosexual. Beyond flamer, and usually a dick about it.
Goddamn motherfucking..
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simply referring to robert's cat
Did you get the cat food so we can feed sir dicksalot?
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