What is Awkward Monocle?
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When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)
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To make someone place their open mouth on a curb, and stomp on the back of their head. The same thing as curb-stomping.
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A woman who has taken a good hard pounding.
Her quim is literally ruined.
"I'm totally quim wrecked after that seeing to Bi..
