Awkward Monocle

What is Awkward Monocle?

When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.

Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.

Person 2: Yeah man, me too.

Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.

Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)

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