What is Awkward Monocle?
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When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)
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A person who thinks they know everything, but don't know much because they don't have enough experience. Often talks to themse..
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Jesus
"Oh look in the sky! Is that Jesus?"
"No, it is Nate Hanna in a toga."
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