Awkward Monocle

What is Awkward Monocle?

When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.

Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.

Person 2: Yeah man, me too.

Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.

Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)

See awkward, monocle, moment, turtle, snail

Organised

1. To get, or be drunk. Slang of possible Victorian origin. Ah man, tonight we have to get totally organised, serious. Last night I got s..

Youngstown Tuneup

1. Car bomb rigged to explode when the ignition switch is turned to crank. Used to eliminate enemies. Charlie just got a Youngstown tuneu..

Bow-chicka-bow-bow

1. getting it on in the bedroom no matter what the occasion I bow-chicka-bow-bow'd last night with my girl. See bow, chicka, bedroom..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Awkward Monocle Edit Meaning