Awkward Monocle

What is Awkward Monocle?


1.

When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.

Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.

Person 2: Yeah man, me too.

Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.

Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)

See awkward, monocle, moment, turtle, snail


98

Random Words:

1. When a hockey player uses the backhand of his stick to throw a nice saucer pass and the puck floats gently through the air to allude def..
1. Maneuver deceptively or zig zag Russian, brought to light by a Journalist writing about Boris Yeltsin to describe the way he maneuverd ..
1. An IRWOK is a chubby hairy child that resembles the love child of Steve Irwin and an Ewok. "Jane: Look at mine and San'jins n..