Awkward Olympics

What is Awkward Olympics?

The set of Olympic Games in which those who create awkward moments or say awkward things should compete.

Much like the awkward turtle the phrase may be used to denote, and bring attention to, a particularly awkward moment.

Jim: I cannot wait to go home and masturbate to pictures of Michael Jackson.

Jane: You would win a gold medal at the Awkward Olympics. Seriously.

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