What is Awkward Parade?
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noun. When one is dragged around by a friend, spouse, or another acquaintance at a party or social event and is awkwardly introduced to many different groups in succession of each other.
Joe- Hey Steve, how was your girlfriend's brother's wedding?
Steve- Oh it was a total awkward parade. Before the ceremony I asked the groom's parents if the bride was pretty. Apparently her brother is gay. Then I had to go around and meet her entire family. I was so uncomfortable.
Joe- ...Oh that blows.
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(V)Kind of like a superfuck, it is the apex of all that is doinking.
1." I got the ultradoink of my life last night."
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One who accomplishes Rodeo Sex and maintains it for 8 seconds or more.
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