What is Awkward Pirate?
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Like the
"So that wasn't really me last night, that was my dad. And he's dead... Now."
"..."
*Other person covers eye and twirls thumb appropriately, making an awkward pirate*
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Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Created when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing dull ..