Awkward Pirate

What is Awkward Pirate?


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Like the awkward turtle, the awkward pirate is a hand gesture used when an awkward situation arises. A single hand is used to cover one eye, and the free thumb is spun in a clockwise manner.

"So that wasn't really me last night, that was my dad. And he's dead... Now."

"..."

*Other person covers eye and twirls thumb appropriately, making an awkward pirate*

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