Awkward Platypus

What is Awkward Platypus?

Similar to the Awkward Turtle, how ever it is preformed with the entire body.

To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.

To be used in Awkward Situations

"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"

"Wow what did you do?"

Awkward Platypus

See awkward, turtle, uncomfortable, weird, strange

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