Awkward Porcupine

What is Awkward Porcupine?


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In a case of an awkward situation, just bust out an awkward porcupine and everything will be alright.

To whip this out first

interlock your fingers

then shoot your interlocked fingers up so they are still interlocked but straight like a porcupine.

While you make this transition make a "swuieesh" sound

When Kyle accidentaly mentioned that he had a third nipple and he was really a girl his friends went silent; his friend scott busted out an awkward porcupine. Everyone started cracking up totally forgetin this new info about Kyle

See awkward, turtle, porcupine, spikes, silly, big woody


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