What is Awkward Shoe?
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When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkwardness aroma. Thus, relieving all scents of awkwardness.
Someone brought up the topic of marriage, I then proceeded to take off my right shoe, (my awkward shoe) and placed it in the center of the group. It caused the awkwardness to go away. Like magic.
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Random Words:
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Sexual activity with another person whilst under the influence of alcohol. Usually regretted when sober.
Matt: How was the party?
Liz:..
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a person who farts underwater and then proceeds to stick their nose in the bubble
get your nose out of the water, you snorkledorfer, yo..
