What is Awkward Shoe?
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When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkwardness aroma. Thus, relieving all scents of awkwardness.
Someone brought up the topic of marriage, I then proceeded to take off my right shoe, (my awkward shoe) and placed it in the center of the group. It caused the awkwardness to go away. Like magic.
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Random Words:
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To decline an offer. Probably derived from cops or emergency people waving traffic past an accident scene at night with flashlights.
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An animal native to Rome, Georgia. Its head is of a hamster and its body of a penguin.
OMG LOOK! IT'S A PENHAMGUINSTER!!
RUN!!!
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