What is Awkward Shoe?
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When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkwardness aroma. Thus, relieving all scents of awkwardness.
Someone brought up the topic of marriage, I then proceeded to take off my right shoe, (my awkward shoe) and placed it in the center of the group. It caused the awkwardness to go away. Like magic.
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White stain found on bed sheets or otherwise after sexual intercourse as a result of aggresive thrusting forcing vaginal fluids to spill..
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The store from the movie clerks. Apparently it exists in real life, too. Google it.
Hey, did you see clerks?
No, I've been living..
