Awkward Silence

What is Awkward Silence?


1.

the silence in a conversation when all other parties feel that someone else should be talking, yet no one does. Usually happens directly after a weird comment is made or between two partners on a date.

After John made that dead baby joke, there was an awkward silence.

See awkward, silence, girlfriend, weird, group

2.

when a conversation between humans die because they run of subjects

worth talking or something inappropriate has been been said which makes the person or people too embarrassed to talk.

Example 1

Tim:your gay

Dog:.......(awkward silence)

See silence, mute, supress, peace

3.

what you hear when u tell your girlfreind your gay....

When i finally told her, there was this weird awkward silence

See silence, awkward, quiet

4.

Can take place at different situations-for example when someone farts at dinner,or when u say "Dude,Fuck my boss!!!" and then u realize he's right behind u because of the way your job mate is staring at u...Or when u pass by a person u had the craziest sex with,2 days ago and u both were dopped as hell and then u realized it was your friends mother

Shawn:"dog' you're going to love my parents-my mom baked those delicious cookies for friday-now' I want to you to meet my mom-mom,this is Benny!"

---------awkward silence....-----------

me:"yeahh,hy,,miss...hey...---listen Shawn,where's the bathroom?..."

See awkward, stupid, silence, fart, caugh, sweat, blush, ironic, comedy

5.

an awkward silence is often followed by the birth of a retardedbaby. in the event of an awkward silence, one often feels compelled to say "a retarded baby was just born," not only to break the awkwardness, but also to remind others of the myriad of awkward silences created by retarded babies, as shown in the example below, in which an imaginary retarded baby creates multiple awkward silences.

sue: "ooohhhhh you're baby's so cute! what's her name?!"

leslie: "his name is livingstyn rochhe barrell III. and--

retard: "LKDJFDKLSJ WAYGHJRTN EHHHHHHH (head lolls to side)"

sue: "oooh um...uhhh...soo...this is an awkward silence...anyways, byeee! great seeing you!"

sue calling pat: "omg leslie has a retarded baby!"

pat: "oooh awk."

See awkward, silence, retard, baby, retarded

6.

awkward silence is what happens when you are talking about something weird. it is awkward silence. every time there is an awkward silence a gay baby is born.

Person 1: watz new

10 hours later

Person 2: awkward silence lol a gay baby was born

Person 1: lol

See i, am, 2, kool, 4, tags

7.

An unpleasant term for the result of Year 7s going out. ussually stop after a couple of weeks, but in many circumstances stays there for the whole time. sometimes the term "awkward silence syndrome" is used.

Jeff: hey Dave, how's it going with you and Emma?

Dave: not so good, i suppose there must be some Awkward Silence syndrome that we need to sort out.

Jeff: Bummer. I hear that usually goes away within a couple of weeks though.

Dave: Well, I hope so, cause if it doesn't I'm gonna have to wait till I'm not an annoying little freak who no-one in their right mind would ever want to even look at.

Jeff: I know Dave, all of us want to be in Year 10, but we'll just have to wait......

See awkward, syndrome, year 7, bummer


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