What is Awkward Silence Turtle?


1.

One of many useful hand gestures to use when stuck in an awkward situation. Made by placing one hand on top of the other and wiggling your thumbs as though they are flippers.

The dead awkward silence turtle is also fun, made with your palms facing up, and is a much more amusing silence breaker.

Mandy: "Hey how was saturday night?"

Tim: "I had sex with a transexual"

Mandy:*awkward silence turtle*

Tim:"Turns out it was your brother."

Mandy: *dead awkward silence turtle"

See dead, transexual, gay, awkward, turtle

2.

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."

"Huh?"

*awkward silence turtle*

See awkward, silence, awkward silence, awkward turtle


32

Random Words:

1. An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage..
1. A band of the funniest losers you'd meet. Yet, they're also pretty freakin awesome Dang, Kick Start Me was JUMPY at the talen..
1. A lighter that projects a cone shaped flame anywhere between a half inch to one foot. You: Let me see that ciggy saber, i'm havin&..