Awkward Soldier

What is Awkward Soldier?

1.

A piece of excrement -

1. Generally large in size, or of an odd consistancy. Not being able to flush away your waste, or having to strain to even expel it, points to it being an awkward soldier.

2. Also used as an indirect insult, to someone who is hard to get rid of.

1. When Tommy finally came out of the bathroom, everything pointed towards an awkward soldier.

2. I'm not saying Jake shouldn't come round AT ALL, but he's a fucking awkward soldier.

See floater, lurker, clogger, poo, toilet
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