What is Awkward Soldier?
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A piece of excrement -
1. Generally large in size, or of an odd consistancy. Not being able to flush away your waste, or having to strain to even expel it, points to it being an awkward soldier.
2. Also used as an indirect insult, to someone who is hard to get rid of.
1. When Tommy finally came out of the bathroom, everything pointed towards an awkward soldier.
2. I'm not saying Jake shouldn't come round AT ALL, but he's a fucking awkward soldier.
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A turd that cannot be flushed.
Damn! Who clogged up the toilet? That is one unsinkable molly brown!
See poop, flush, clog, toilet, log..
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A double cheese burger from McDonalds
Man I'm hunger, lets go gets some double chubs
See chubs, mcdonalds, hamburger..