What is Awkward Tortoise?
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A two-person awkward turtle.
Based off of the hilarious biology video of tortoises engaging in... mature behavior and grunting while an excited guy with an accent watches.
Friend: Awkward turtle!!
*does awkward turtle*
You: Awkward tortoise!!!!!!!!
*does awkward turtle on top of friend's awkward turtle, moving up and down and grunting*
See
Random Words:
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1.)Int: a phrase used to define the state of okayness
1.)Okie Dokie Artichokie, I'll see you later then.
See Mandy..
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scared of making sudden movements because you might pee your pants
i'm scurred if i make any sudden movements i might pee muh pant..
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A guy who wakes up the morning after hooking up with a girl to find a blood stain on his bed.
"James found out he was a sheet slay..
