Awkward Tortoise

What is Awkward Tortoise?


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A two-person awkward turtle.

Based off of the hilarious biology video of tortoises engaging in... mature behavior and grunting while an excited guy with an accent watches.

Friend: Awkward turtle!!

*does awkward turtle*

You: Awkward tortoise!!!!!!!!

*does awkward turtle on top of friend's awkward turtle, moving up and down and grunting*

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