What is Awkward Tortoise?
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A two-person awkward turtle.
Based off of the hilarious biology video of tortoises engaging in... mature behavior and grunting while an excited guy with an accent watches.
Friend: Awkward turtle!!
*does awkward turtle*
You: Awkward tortoise!!!!!!!!
*does awkward turtle on top of friend's awkward turtle, moving up and down and grunting*
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