What is Awkward Turtles?
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imaginary turtles that are born after you run into your girlfriend while hanging out with other girls that you didn't tell her about; making it an awkward situation to be included in
woah, 10,000 awkward turtles were just born
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Same as bacon wrap but is typically followed up by anal sex. This is used to help spice up your feltching experience.
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