Awkward Turtles

What is Awkward Turtles?


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imaginary turtles that are born after you run into your girlfriend while hanging out with other girls that you didn't tell her about; making it an awkward situation to be included in

woah, 10,000 awkward turtles were just born

See turtle, awkward, cold, stone, creamery, urban, stealth


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