What is Awkward Turtles?
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imaginary turtles that are born after you run into your girlfriend while hanging out with other girls that you didn't tell her about; making it an awkward situation to be included in
woah, 10,000 awkward turtles were just born
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To brag of ones diseases.
"John combragulated to Jenny about how he just was diagnosed with Lukemia."
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Midget men trying to go doggystyle on full sized women. In most scenarios, the midget gets tired, and the woman just sits on his dick or..
