Awkward Uncle

What is Awkward Uncle?

A hand job performed by a girl who has man hands.

Dude, what'd you do with that girl last night.

Well, I didn't hit it, but she gave me an awkward uncle.

See stranger, hand job, donkey punch, dirty sanchez, seinfeld

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