Awkward Uncle

What is Awkward Uncle?

A hand job performed by a girl who has man hands.

Dude, what'd you do with that girl last night.

Well, I didn't hit it, but she gave me an awkward uncle.

See stranger, hand job, donkey punch, dirty sanchez, seinfeld

Cumtucky Windage.

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Got Stole

1. To get hit. To get suckerpunched SO QUICKLY that you can't react to counter or duck. "Ooh, that boy straight got stole!"..

Thiefin

1. 1. When you are borrowing something or stealing something from someone and you tell them 2. When you grab something in a sneaky manner ..

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