Awkward Uncle

What is Awkward Uncle?

A hand job performed by a girl who has man hands.

Dude, what'd you do with that girl last night.

Well, I didn't hit it, but she gave me an awkward uncle.

See stranger, hand job, donkey punch, dirty sanchez, seinfeld

Knocked-out

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Rap It Up Bee

1. A statement exclaiming one's desire for another to quickly finish their line of communication. Yo, you betta rap that shit up, bee..

Seadonk

1. A right ugly bitch. Your girl is a seadonk. 2. An overly obese female in her 20's, usually seen working at temp jobs for telemar..

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