Awkward Uncle

What is Awkward Uncle?

A hand job performed by a girl who has man hands.

Dude, what'd you do with that girl last night.

Well, I didn't hit it, but she gave me an awkward uncle.

See stranger, hand job, donkey punch, dirty sanchez, seinfeld

Ostrichicize

1. To bury one's head in the sand, to be oblivious of. To refuse to pay attention to; disregard. See, Cheese, now the verb ostrichisi..

Fucksex

1. A shitty, meaningless, fag word made up by resident shitfuckDavidus Hauleus-Robertides, who thinks he knows Latin, when he is really jus..

Cack Smooch

1. To smooch a cock. Means Cock Smooch Man, I sure want to smooch his cack I could go for a good cack smoochin' right now..

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