What is Awkward Woolly Mammoth?
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Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.
Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*
Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.
such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.
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