Awkwardist

What is Awkwardist?


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From "akwardism":

being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.

X: Yo, the most awkward shit happened to me last night.

Y: Oh yeah?

X: Yeah dude, I was running around in Chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if I had seen his anteater anywhere. It was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.

Y: Man, you're such an awkwardist.

X: Awkardist? Maybe I am.

See awkward, weird, strange, uncomfortable


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