What is Awkwardmobile?
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1. the imaginary get-away vehicle used to escape awkward conversations, usually used to help out others. the awkwardmobile is done by holding two fists in front of your body in the steering fashion, and "driving" rambunctiously and depending on the awkward level quickly away from the scene. 2. the preferred vehicle of awkwardman
friend 1: i may have just soiled myself..
friend 2: *awkward pause*
Friend 3: Quick! to the awkwardmobile! *pantomime awkward steering, leading friend 2 away from friend 1*
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Sexual intercourse between a man and two women, a threesome.
(As in the Mickey Avalon song of the same name.)
I know you want to do th..
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A hoe that likes to bite you. She's got no self-control!
Yeah that chiggerhoe done bit my dick off!..
