Awkwardometer

What is Awkwardometer?

The mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.

Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.

Person B: Yeah that was really weird.

Person A: He has no awkwardometer.

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