Awkwosexual

What is Awkwosexual?

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A straight guy who can't seem to pull his game together in front of the opposite gender and occasionally makes awkward remarks. Usually has a girl that he texts but will never hook up with.

Bro: Yo you kickin it to Lily right now dude?

Awkwosexual: Uhh I guess, never gonna happen though. I'm just gonna run naxx instead.

Bro: Um, what?

Bree: Oh hey Ty, you're cute.

Ty: Oh uh yeah um you uhh too?

Bree: There's Emmet! See you later Ty!

Ty: ....damnit

Pete: oculus?

Ty: sure

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