Awkwosexual

What is Awkwosexual?


1.

A straight guy who can't seem to pull his game together in front of the opposite gender and occasionally makes awkward remarks. Usually has a girl that he texts but will never hook up with.

Bro: Yo you kickin it to Lily right now dude?

Awkwosexual: Uhh I guess, never gonna happen though. I'm just gonna run naxx instead.

Bro: Um, what?

Bree: Oh hey Ty, you're cute.

Ty: Oh uh yeah um you uhh too?

Bree: There's Emmet! See you later Ty!

Ty: ....damnit

Pete: oculus?

Ty: sure

See awkward, bro, wow, fail, awk


88

Random Words:

1. Songs sung by Hash House Harriers. Typically scurrilous, silly, obscene, childish or all of the above. Many are also classed as rugby so..
1. Skateboarding lingo used when someone ollies (or any other variation like a nollie, switch ollie, or fakie ollie - may include spins) an..
1. 1. A word, originating in the projects of Belchertown MA, used to describe a particular idea that can not be expressed from the use of o..