What is Awooogaahh?
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Catastrophically ineffective catchphrase coined by second rate footballer come ex-gladiator presenter John Fashanu, currently dwindling out his meagre existence on UK Gold after being axed from Saturday night TV. Pointless celebrity.
*Gladiators theme music plays, crowd cheers! Camera cuts to Fash...*
"Awooogaahh!!!"
Random Words:
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When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.
I heard the mattress parakeet..