Awseem-o Edit Meaning

1. The most sincere tears of all. Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas! Girl: Are you serious..

1. The act of simultaneously wishing that the volume of your television was louder while hoping no one hears it. Johnny was a volume schiz..

1. Zombie without the B. Used to describe the feeling of having had no sleep and being very tired, ie. being a zombie. Except it is cuter..