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A person with one eye askew.
One chair in the row was perpendicular to the others, so naturally this gouch eyed fucker came in and sat..
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The spontaneous need to jack off while high.
Tom: Hey Jeff, where's Andy?
Jeff: He's in the bathroom, I think he's havi..
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In the Twitterverse, the TwitterMILF is the modern day woman who can do it all. She can impart her wisdom in less than 140 characters, ..