Awwwww

What is Awwwww?


1.

-a phrase used to express joy, shock, disappointment

-used in reaction to great surprise

-used when something cute happens

-MOST COMMONLY: a phrase that Natalie uses all the time in the most ridiculous situations. It realeases a very high-pitched frequency, so high that the bears in Alaska peak over to California to see what that noise was. Only cool people and Alaskan bears can hear it.

Note: This phrase can be used ONLY in instances similar to the following examples. Non-compliance may result in fine, imprisonment, and/or a lisp.

EXCEPTION: Natalie P. can use this phrase whenever she wants. Because she's cooler than you. And she already has a lisp anyway, so it's okay.

Mr O'Connor: So... anyone seen any good movies currently in theatrical release?

Natalie: Awwwww!

Matt: OMG NATALIE YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!

Natalie: Awwwww!

-My name is Peter.

-Awwwww!

-I broke my toe.

-Awwwww!

-I need to go pee.

-Awwwww!

-Dude I just had the best burrito.

-Awwwww!

Matt: Hey remember that religion test?

Natalie Yeah...

Matt: Wasn't it hard?!

Natalie: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID AWWWWW!

See aww, awww, intense, that's what she said, lisp


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