Axe Handles

What is Axe Handles?


1.

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.

Is she cute?

No man, she's at least 2 ax handles


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