Axehead

What is Axehead?


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A malt liquor available in Canada (Alberta specifically) brewed by Mountain Crest.

It is, inevitably, the world heavyweight champion, King of Kings, of Canadian malt liquors, in terms of Alcohol by volume. it weighs in at a breathtaking 11% ABV, making it the strongest 40 currently available in the world, other than its cousin Rockhead in the US. It is best served ICE COLD and drank very fast straight out of the bottle. The sooner you down it the better, because if you wait too long to finish it it becomes a disgusting licoricey swill. Unfortunately if you drink it way too fast you will become heavily intoxicated. It is a good drink for students, bums, and other low budget drinkers.

(Friends emerge from the valley)

Bum : "ehhh fellas whatcha doin roun here?!?!"

Friend 1: "Just getting drunk"

Bum : "Me too!" (pulls out 40 of axehead)

See killer, 40, drunk, beer, malt liquor, buzzed, alcohol


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