Axehole

What is Axehole?


1.

A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray.

Dude, you're such an axehole, I can't breathe in this locker room!

See jock, jerk, axe

2.

When a person sprays a large amount of Axe Body Spray in a locker room in an attempt to mask the smell of terrible B.O.

"I'd rather smell Osama Bin Laden's crack than have to whiff this dreaded axehole infested locker room."

"Grow a pair, faggot."

See axe, ass, hole, asshole, body, spray

3.

-A gash in a solid object or mass, produced by forceful contact from a swing of an axe.

-A play on the word asshole, a sort of Malaprop.

-A term that describes dirtbag lumberjacks.

-When used in conjuction with lumberjack,(a derogatory term for gay men) it can be an add-on to further convey a gay male's affinity for man orifice.

-A double entendre that can be used in a script re-write to appease a Television or Film censor.

"Did you catch the Lumberjack Sports Show on the TV? There were axeholes everywhere"

"Yeah, homo Ernie loves the axeholes, he's a real lumberjack."

"Well the censor said we can't have the villain say asshole. So, instead of a knife, we'll give him an axe, and as he finishes hacking his victim up, we'll have him say..."

"How do you like that, axehole?"

See fissure, cavity, crack, fracture, puncture, sphincter

4.

Someone who asks stupid, annoying, insignifigant questions.

My mother is such an axehole at family affairs, while interogating others.

See axehole, askhole, asshole, idiot, dumbfuck, Desiree'


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