What is Axon?
1.
A total fat spoiled fuck. This person is known for their disrespect to elders and is the least bit of a human. This person is usually associated with private school children and is spoiled from the start. This person may also think they have a vast medical knowledge, in the most severe cases correcting veteran doctors.
Example 1:
Doctor: Well Jared it seems you have a growing obesity problem.
Jared: Well actually doctor it seems that i have a slight case of hypertension cause delayed blood flow in physical activities This is why I'm slightly above the weight average in fat ass people. You are clearly wrong doctor it is a complete misdiagnosis
Doctor: AXON!
Example 2:
Dad: Marshall you've been taking my mercedes and credit card haven't you?
Marshall: Yo dad chill out bear (degrading nickname for adult)
Dad: How do you expect me to "chill" when you're going to crash my car....
Marshall: Errrrrrrrrr i don't know my landscaping business?
Dad: AXON!
Example 3:
Brothers: Yo someone broke the engine on the boat and left it covered in bear bottles and two week old bait.
Marshall: Well why didn't you pussies clean it up before mom and dad found it.
Brothers: Its hard to hide it when you're house has rotten shrimp in it and it smells like an asshole.
Marshall: You guys are fag nerds and will never have a party there now.
Brothers: You also burned holes in every seat in the car.
Marshall: Errrr.. pussy
Brothers: (in unison) AXON!
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