What is Ayzened?
1.
(v) Sexual deviant behavior. Usage varies:
1. Being purposefully exposed by another to AIDS through unprotected sex or cutting holes in condoms (see Mansoni).
2. Contracting an STD after being fraudulently induced to have sex.
3. Going home with a stranger at the end of a night and not remembering who it was -- only later recognizing the person by their shoes or camouflage slippers.
4. Lewd, lascivious sexual acts engaged with a child, usually small boys. It is characteristic that the pedophile have a creep mustache.
Girl: Dammit, I got the herp, I was Ayzened!
Guy: Dude, I think I Ayzened with that bitch.. she recognized me by my shoes.
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2.
Repeated oral or vaginal intercourse with a woman at least 4 times your height. One hasn't truly Ayzened until he has shamelessly gone back for seconds.
Jack: Dude, lets go to that WNBA game on Saturday!
Johnson: Come on asshole, NO WAY, last time we did we both Ayzened two giants!
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