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When a tornado comes by and you procrastinate the evacuation.
When I lived in Nebraska, my tornadocrastination almost killed me twice. ..
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Enjoying all the benefits of wealth without doing any work, usually because of the generosity of parents.
She: Wow, that guy is lucky: ..
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Used to explain why a 20 year old can't have a certain girlfriend.
"OMG I met this awesome girl online!"
"Dude she..