What is Azores?
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A group of nine islands belonging to Portugal which reside on the Mid-Atlantic Drift. Of Volcanic origin and considered a colony to this day. Under strict socialist rule. Largest islands are St. Michael and Terceira. Famous vacation spot.
Inhabitants origins are Mainly Portuguese but it has a large influence of jew, spanish, dutch, and french.
Official language is portuguese with a very different dialect sounding like a combonation of Spanish and Russian.
Yo, Fuck going to Portugal this year, lets hit the Azores because the bitches are easier and the booze is cheaper.
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Paying a lot of money for what your told is a "good" vodka to have it turn out to be $8 shitty russian vodka
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