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When you take a dump, freeze the shit and use it as a dildo.
I heard that girl gave herself an Alaskan Railway.
See dildo, shit, freez..
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The residue left around the mouth of a female following oral sex.
Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton a vanilla frosty in the Oval Office..
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The kickass owner of #coding on irc.chattingaway
Zeroblitzt pwns all the other n00blets in #coding!..