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When a man fists a woman in the brown eye, removes his soiled hand, and follows it with healthy smack to the ass leaving a brown handpri..
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Ok, so heres the "Mcdonalds Conspiracy": Mcdonalds and LA fitness are in Cahoots, so, when a person eats a bunch of Big-Macs ..
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Is where you catch yours or someone elses solid turd, then freeze it in the freezer, then bang your old lady with it.
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