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An act illegal in every state of the U.S.; when someone shoves a tennis racket or similarly shaped object into either the vagina or anus..
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The massive hands of a heavy-set Irish man, generally about the size of a dinner plate and capable of bitchslapping a Tyrannosaurus Rex...
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A turd, such as left by a dog, in the front yard.
"Watch your step, there are a lot of yard pickles in the park."..